Welcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.

In this fanfic, Princess Peach has lost interest in Mario, and turns back to her lady friends. With this newly found desire, she manages to land herself a date with the hottest girl on the market, Zero Suit Samus. *This is still a work in progress, so please bear with me!* **COVER ART IS NOT MINE. ALL CREDIT GOES TO Mateus Carvalho ON PINTEREST**