The reality of the two lonely boys (May have some grammar and spelling mistakes)

(Original name was go Away) After the tallest abandon zim, 5 years pass. The tallest are running out of habitual planets to invade so their last option is earth. What happens when they find out zim built a new life off the one they destroyed?

Just a place for all my Invader Zim oneshots of doom 👽✨ mostly ZADR, a little RAPR, maybe more ships/characters eventually? we'll see how it goes.

I don't know if this has been done before- but I had an idea to do this. (Most of them are about Zim and Dib) The incorrect quotes aren't mine, is just quotes that I'll see around the internet. The incorrect quotes that are mine will be said so in the book. Cover photo artist: ??? Tell me so I can give proper credits:>

Just little scenarios :) I just thought I would do this

An Irken and a human boy. One is a defect, unloved and ignored. The other, unheard, ignored and unloved. They are so similar, yet, so opposite. Could they ever get along?

[Caution: This short story contains violence, minor swearing, and implied RaPr. If you're sensitive to any of these topics, I suggest you skip this small fanfic. Also, I do not own Invader Zim. I just like writing about its characters.] In the heat of an argument, Almighty Tallest Red reveals his true feelings of Almighty Tallest Purple, right to his face. Purple doesn't handle Red's thoughts well. Watch as the perfect relationship between rulers of Irk falls apart at the seams. (A/N: oh heck this is my first story woah :O Yes I know the cover is bad, I'll change it at some point. I think this is what's called Anti-Fluff? Is that a thing? If it's not a thing, it is now. I just made it a thing. As much as I love RaPr, I also love to make my readers cry. So yeah, this exists. Not sure if I'll make a chapter 2, but I made sure to make it an option. I wonder if anyone still likes Invader Zim at all...Oh well. I'm just here for fun. That's all, enjoy your reading.)

It's been a few years since the adventure on Hoth. Red and Lena are married, and Purple has developed a close bond with his indokuro Cheesecake, despite its misbehavior often causing trouble in the Massive. Things take a surprising turn when they are invited to Ilk and Blue's wedding on the latter's homeworld of Sobr. It was supposed to be a cordial event in which they witnessed the union of the two. But in-between losing the Massive in a bet, Cheesecake being the only hope of winning it back, Purple having to take part in a dangerous series of tests to earn the right to keep his beloved indokuro, Lena discovering a pleasant surprise and Red dealing with all of the above, this will turn into a wedding they will never forget.

Though the rather old-fashioned practice of reproducing biologically and raising the smeets by hand is often considered retrograde and unorthodox, a small percent of the Irken population still did it. Not all Irkens possess the long-run patience to go through this, however. At least Red thought he didn't. Yet now he finds himself with a newborn smeet he must look after. It can't be that hard... right?

It's been four years since the failed attempt on Ilk's life. Four years since she was confined to the Massive for her own safety. However, during an escapade from the safety of the Armada Ilk-along with the Massive's new doctor, Lena-is taken captive by the enemy. In an attempt to save his daughter, Red follows suit accompanied by Purple and a small number of Invaders. Neither party expected to get stranded in a planet where they'd have to cooperate in order to survive. Neither Red or Ilk expected to fall for the least expected people. Nobody expected Zim to arrive.