Awsten has to get a Covid test before he can get his lasik. Geoff is just doing his job when a cute twink sits in his chair.

If you go lurking in Shrek's swamp, you may get more than anticipated. Awsten learns this first hand. Watch what happens next ;-)

Awsten and Travis if you ever actually come accross this im sorry (but also kinda not. You decide.) Awsten may or may not be some sort of freaky zombie and he may or may not have taken a liking to travis' fingers. I double dog dare you to give me a zero. Do it. Please. I'd also like to point out that this successfully has 999 words which is 666 upside down. This tells a lot about my satanism. Enjoy fuckers...

THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS BAD THIS IS NOT GOOD THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS A JOKEOH MY

WARNING: VERY GORY, VERY GROSS. NOT A LOT OF CUSSING, NOTHING SEXUAL. JUST GOREY.

Crazy story about a love that grew from a deep friendship

Know the milk fic? Then you'll love the quinoa fic.

i'm so sorry otto you don't deserve this.

It's all in the title bruh'v (THIS WAS WRITTEN AS A JOKE BY MY BEST FREN FOR DA MEME CUZ FUNNI)

I like snails. This is a story of a snail Just to let you know, this is complete and utter balogne. It's stupid. It is a bunch of random thoughts put into words. Enjoy this work of art. Lol