"kae-chan, i need dick. help me out over here." "um, hello? who's this?" "uhhh, wrong number, how y'all doing?" → (non despair!au) (dialogue fanfic) (this is an old fic so it's not the best haha)

After Kaede confessing her feelings for Shuichi, he managed to mess up letting her down gently & told her he had a boyfriend. He ended up asking Kokichi Ouma, who is already madly crushing on Shuichi, to pretend to be his boyfriend.

Rantarou was hanging out with his two best friends, Kokichi and Kaede. Everything went swell until Kokichi proposed a stupid dare that escalated too far