{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but something about him entices her. Secrets, legends, tales and moans, follow Lilah wherever she goes, but when it comes to the final fight, can The Pussy Destroyer become her Knight?