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  • Why No Answer? *ᴬˡᵉˣ ᵀᵘʳⁿᵉʳ*
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    It's New Years when Alex turns up drunk and high on your doorstep, and you find looking after him is a chore. But he's a shameless flirt, and trying to ignore the words spilling from his mouth becomes increasingly difficult. Plus, the prospect of going from just friends to something more isn't as easy as it sounds, a...

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  • Fake Tales *ᴬˡᵉˣ ᵀᵘʳⁿᵉʳ*
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    A collection of my Alex Turner oneshots and short series! ~*~*~*~ 1 ~ Stressed ~ You've got a university assignment due pretty soon and you hit a mental block. It's lucky your boyfriend is there to pick up the pieces. 2 ~ Glass In The Studio ~ Alex injures himself before your date which means that it's a trip to A&E i...

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  • Holiday *ᴬˡᵉˣ ᵀᵘʳⁿᵉʳ*
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    You've been friends with Alex Turner and the other boys from Arctic Monkeys since you were 13. But never for a second did you think that Alex would release a song about you. From late night phone calls and almost constant texting and teasing, you've managed to stay close with him over the years. When a pact is establ...

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