-| just because you win the battle, doesn't mean you've won the war|- "You know... I was serious when I said I was going to marry you." "I know." "Then why don't we go get married right now? We can fly to Vegas... Drive thru wedding. I've heard those have a high success rate." BOOK TWO. Warnings: There is mentions of self harming, slight mentions of suicide, crude humor, and may or may not contain sexual content. There is a fine line between maturity and just being plain rude, all I ask for is maturity. Thank you xx Ranked #368 in Humor and #459 in Fan-Fiction

-|all is fair in love and war|- "Why are you so nervous?" "I-I'm not nervous." "Then why are you shaking? Surely you're not a virgin, I mean with a body like that..." "And what if I am? A virgin that is..." "Then may god have mercy upon my soul." Ranked #287 in Humor and #305 in FanFiction