What would happen if the Joker turned a four year old girl into a loyal and merciless killer? Joker meets a little girl on the street and she asks if he will be her daddy. He quickly dreams up a scheme to cause chaos with the little ragamuffin. However, despite his attempts to make the girl the perfect murderer, she is too sweet and giggly to focus on anything he tells her and ends up sidetracking him and making him laugh. He finds that he is using the plot as an excuse to have the girl around. But what happens when his girl is threatened by other villains? Will he defend her? Or what if she fails in his evil plot? How will Batman react to Joker's plan? *****TW: Attempted sexual assault of a minor in chapter 1-does not get very far but description can be jarring, so stay safe******* This story is rated PG-13, at least by me, for cursing, violence, and other mature themes and ideas. Obviously no good Joker fanfiction is going to be rated G. Read at your own risk, and don't try to report this book if you don't take this warning seriously. Know yourself and your limits. For real, if it's not appropriate for you, just don't read it, don't send hate. By the way, according Wattpad guidelines, stories are considered mature if: scenes of sex, graphic violence, or self-harm are depicted or if the media contains nudity or other inappropriate content. So cursing does not necessarily a mature story make. I own the right to my character Madeline and the plot associated with her story. I do not own any of the characters that belong to the DC Comics universe. This fanfiction will use the Jared Leto Joker as the primary source of physical inspiration, but Heath Ledger's Joker is the ideological muse here, as well as quotes and themes from other Jokers, perhaps even Gotham's Jerome Valeska. -Started June 2017- -Completed November 2018-

Knowing there was nowhere to run, I remembered the sacred knowledge my personal trainer told me. One: Eyes If your opponent can't see they can't hurt you Following that, I quickly poked him in both eyes. He fell back stunned. Two: Ears Thousands of nerves, one pull can deal some pain He threw a punch but I ducked and bounced back up pulling his ear until it started to bleed. Three: Solar Plexus A bundle of nerves located in the pit of your stomach. One kick could knock out their breath My knee immediately went into his stomach. He bent over and clutched his stomach, not long though. He tried grabbing my face but I blocked him with my own hand. Four: Fingers Easy to break. As simple as that I grabbed his fingers bending them harshly hearing a cringing bone crack. And finally Five: Genitals Kick a guy in the nuts and you win. I rammed my foot until it met his crotch and as soon as it did he fell back. He layed on the floor almost crying. I quickly ran out of the place in slight fear. Alexis is 21 and was desperate for a job as she struggled with paying her bills. When she is offered a job with the most famous mafia owner in the world, she quickly accepts it. She quickly learns something though. Work and pleasure don't mix.

in which luke is always little and will either be accompanied by michael, calum, ashton, or a combination of the three little!luke caregivers!ashton/michael/calum cglre is ALWAYS nonsexual, so this book will be sfw, safe, friendly, etc. if you don't like seeing it, simply don't read it. though it's adorable, ngl. i am not a little, nor a caregiver, this is just a community that i enjoy writing about/for :) started: 5/10/2020 ended:

Sky is the perfect little girl for Domnic. She just doesn't know it yet. After being captured will Sky escape or will she come to love having her very own alien daddy? An alien daddy might not be as bad as it seems after all.

Where a 24 year old who is under cover at school with his 2 best mates and is also a gang leader runs into a sweet, innocent 17 year old in the ddlg community. What will happen next...

After Vidette found out Liam was cheating on her with her best friend she found out she was pregnant What would happen to her? •WARNING• this may contain violence,spg which isn't allowed for kids to read

A girl who accidentally fell inlove to his master.

RATED SPG WARNING!!!!BADWORDS ARE UNCENSORED ALERT!!!ALERT!!!! Our Relationship is meant to be. Something that was written in the stars and drawn into our destiny.Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.The first time you touched me, I knew I was born to be yours. Let us Flip the coin and see. Head, I am yours. Tail, you are mine. So, we won't lose. There are only two times that I want to be with you. Now and Forever. We do Sex but it doesnt mean we loved each other because of sex...No we use sex for more love we make...Loving you never was an option. It was a necessity.It is true that my heart always skips a beat when you take my name.

"Can I have a hug?" Hennessy said, tears running down her cheeks. He walked over to her, and wrapped his arms around her. Hennessy instantly felt at home. And Alexander knew this is where he was meant to be. -- Hennessy is housekeeper at the popular hotel- The W. She is used to the wealthy people that stay there, and how they constantly trash the rooms. But when she is booted out where will she go? With her broken past and paycheck to paycheck she doesn't have much to live for. Alexander is a billionaire CEO, who knows how to play his cards. He knows what he wants and will do anything to get it. Flings are his forte, and girls are constantly falling at his feet. He's used to getting whatever he wants with a simple snap of his fingers and not worrying about monthly bills. Alexander and Hennessy meet each other in odd circumstances, and they make a deal that could change their lives. Will Hennessy be able to show Alexander what it's like to live on the ground, after flying in the sky for so long? Or will Alexander show Hennessy the golden side to life.