Die from watching SpongeBob. Check! Meet God. Check! Go to BNHA. Check! Become a villian cause why the hell not. Check! Fvck up the whole plot and do some random sh1t. Check!

"вιтcн, do ι looĸ lιĸe a вaвyѕιттer тo yoυ?!" "jυѕт тaĸe care oғ тнeм υnтιl ι ғιnd тнe cυre, pleaѕe", нe deмanded. "yoυ вeттer pay мe нoe!" ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ yeet █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁ warnings: •color language •slightly sad themes •fluff •crackhead moments •lowercase intended •dark mode recommended!! ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ yeet █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟔/𝟏𝟖/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟕/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

"𝒊𝒇 𝑰'𝒎 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅, 𝑰'𝒎 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔". "𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏-" 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒅. "𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝑰 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓?" ━━━━━━ 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: •𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 •𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 •𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑨 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑹𝑺!! -> 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕 ━━━━━━ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟏/𝟐𝟕/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟑/𝟕/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

HELP I MADE THIS SHIT IN 2019 😭🙏 edit: WAIT WHY DOES THIS HAVE 700K READS IM- edit: WHAT NOW ITS AT 1M????