When Vikings are seen off the shore of a small town in Ireland, seventeen year old, Clare, is determined to drive them away. Being clever and strong-willed, she makes a courageous attempt to protect not only her village, but also herself. Though, this brave action only fuels the attraction of the Jarl who takes her back to Norway as his future bride.

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Maxim "The Nox" Nightingale, also known as Noxious is a competitive, untroubled and energetic fighter of the Ultimate Fighting Championship(UFC). Since her debut, just a year ago, she has shown all of her competitors and watchers of the UFC why she is one the best mixed martial arts fighters in the country of America. She travels the world to fight other competitors and maintain her winning streak. Even though, there's countless hours of training Maxim finds time to go out and party. There's hardly a night that Maxim isn't out clubbing or hanging out with a group of A-List celebrities. Lavender Forrester is a normal girl, despite her name, and she has somewhat normal friends. Nearly every day she works at a coffee shop downtown. Day in and day out, she serves rude customers who can't look up from their tablets, cell phones, or newspapers for a second to say "Thank you" once she delivers their items. Lavender is known be shy by most of her friends, but she still has undeniable sex appeal. Even with her shyness, she can turn nearly any man or woman on, and make them do anything she asks. Though she doesn't like to use her sex appeal, sometimes it's nearly damn necessary. Every other night, she likes to unwind at a club or two with her very few friends. Lavender has no idea what she wants to do with her life. She's actually pretty lost in New York City. Her friends, drugs, alcohol, and the frequent endeavors with both men and women are the only things that keeps her going. She's lost in what seems like a jungle, can Maxim help her gain some sense of purpose? Inspired by the song "Jungle" by Jon Bellion.

BDSM, Xavier and Chasity knew each other in high school. Chasity was the unpopular weird girl that nobody liked. Xavier was the popular pot head that everyone liked and all the girls wanted to date him. One day, Chasity fell for his trap. He pretended to care and pressured her into sending him nudes, and she did so, after years of humiliation Chasity got over the douche she had fallen in love with and started her modeling career, she had been home schooled up until she had turned 18 and her mother announced that she was going to college. Xavier on the other hand, couldn't wait to get to college. His dad did indeed pressure him into going but he still couldn't wait for the parties and the hot college girls. And he was sure he wasn't going to run into someone from his past. But he did. And he doesn't regret a second of it.