Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed "uwu" he replied shyly. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go from hater to lovers Dobby licked the toilet seat excitedly I CAN'T WAIT

megamind x metroman

Basically Jaws with Sonic characters. #Wattys2015

how I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Cursed texts that I found on Reddit.

One day Garfield wakes up and looks in the mirror. What's this?? HES PETER GRIFFIN!? Garfield is taken back by the pure beauty and runs downstairs to go see John. John of corse, is making his breakfast (lasagna) and is also shocked by the beauty. Then the whole day John barely pays attention to Odie and is just obsessed with the new Garfield. Odie ends up hanging himself from the ceiling fan but they don't care. They are literally in love. Read to find out more crazy shit!!

Stripper trying to support her kids and gets caught up with her fantasies about Donald Trump