house of gold
Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!
Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!
'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed "uwu" he replied shyly. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go from hater to lovers Dobby licked the toilet seat excitedly I CAN'T WAIT
how I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
Chad Moses has to adjust to going to his new christain school. But what happens if he starts feeling nonholy thougts about his best friend Leon. I made this for a friend because she gave me the idea. This is all a refernce to a ship at school.
One day Garfield wakes up and looks in the mirror. What's this?? HES PETER GRIFFIN!? Garfield is taken back by the pure beauty and runs downstairs to go see John. John of corse, is making his breakfast (lasagna) and is also shocked by the beauty. Then the whole day John barely pays attention to Odie and is just obsess...
Stripper trying to support her kids and gets caught up with her fantasies about Donald Trump
Jimmy Neutron is best anime and if you think otherwise I will hit you with my katana you Baka
This story is about a pig named peppa and she has to go to restroom. This story may be too disgusting for some viewers so please don't barf everywhere. Also this story is a detailed trip of peppa in the restroom. So this is what the story will be about, Peppa is in her bed and she has school. She has a weird problem...
What happens when you meet Ben Shapiro at a Young Republicans event? Will your fantasies become a reality? Find out by reading this epic story ;)
one fateful day, bob (the hottest most thickest minion with the phattest ass) meets the banana of his dreams and truly falls in love with her, but then something surprising happens to him. an adventure of self discovery, action, romance, plot twists, pure love, and last but not least, fat asses.
Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!
Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!
(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagin...
from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs