✗ he thought he was the most badass teenager. that was the case until she moved in across the street. join the movement y'all: #notmyrodrick note: i have no idea why i wrote this but i was bored so enjoy.

she was a caged bird only to be freed by the devil himself

When Mike finds his fiancé making out with another man he is heartbroken. His life seems to be falling apart until he meets a kind man and his boyfriend and a series of curious events takes place. It's Mike Pence x Hugh Neutron x Ebenezer Wheezer x Emmanuel Macron x Donald Trump x Joe Biden

❝were all a little crazy, aren't we?❞ © riggsnpeters // wattpad a short tate langdon story