🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out and vote this election! Good luck to all americans out there 10/22/20: We are #1 in #ihatetrump! Thank you for all the reads, votes, and comments, all my friends are so concerned:)) 10/24/20 we are #1 in Democrat! Aaaa I am about to scream idk because there's 4 men breaking into my house or the fact that my book is too good 10/24/20: we are #1 in greenparty, ndp, liberal, and joebiden2020 woohoo! 11/5/20 WE GOT 1K VEIWS LETS GO BABYYY 07/17/21 5K VIEWS WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO 05/10/22 10K VIEWS I CANT BELIEVE IT

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

A tale of love and heartbreak. Suspense and beauty. How will this enticing love story play out? only time will tell, or reading will tell. This is the story between a Lemon Goggled Lover and A Pointy Nose.

One day, Barry decided to go and visit Shrek at his swamp. Over the last few days, it's been pretty tough for Barry, so he decided that Shrek was the one he would go to first. Little did he know, things weren't going so well down at the swamp, and things were going to take a huge turn...But for better, or worse?