SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH MIKE U FUCKIN NERDS. JUST ReAd u aSs (WARNING!: A lot of sex and profanity) *Cover and drawing by me! DO NOT MOTHAFUCKIN STEAL. I WILL FIND OUT. Finished book: 6/20/16

AU-ish. Avery Hotchner is Aaron Hotchner's 18 year old genius niece. When her parents (Hotch's brother and sister in law) are killed, Avery decides to leave college and take Hotch's long-standing offer to be a part of the BAU. Taking the job means gaining new family members- the rest of the team. Slowly, Avery learns to trust and love again - and she might even perhaps fall in love with the team's very own Spencer Reid, the resident 23-year-old boy wonder. (yes I realize Spencer wouldn't be 23 in this, as it is loosely based around season five, although hardly anything from the actual show applies, besides the lives of the characters. Emily Prentiss is in this, and no I do not plan on "killing" her or having her leave. Like I said, loosely.) Disclaimer: All characters belong to Criminal Minds save Avery Hotchner.

A ferocious kitty needs a spanking from her cold, sadistic Daddy. Alira was always a bad little girl when it came to her being told what to do. She always disobeyed and threw tantrums until she got her way. That was until she met Lucian, the head owner of a popular BDSM club in New York. Alira wandered into the club for a night of partying and fun when she was spotted from across the room by Lucian. When Alira approached Lucian, intending on getting everything she wanted like the princess she thought she was, she had no idea what she was getting into when a word that was no where near in her vocabulary was used against her. Her attempt to throw a fit lead her to rude awakening when Lucian didn't take her fit too kindly especially throwing liquor on him. A firm hand is what every Little needs but Alira needed more than just a firm hand.

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Tatsuma Mori, a junior in high school. He lived a normal life, had normal friends and family. One day he walks along the cherry blossom and spotted a girl, who caught his eyes. He tries to go meet her but ends up blacking out. Now the girl he seen at the park is now attending his school and is always with him.

Jeonghan had always thought he was straight, but what happeneds when one his best friend kisses him, and he likes it? This kiss makes him realize that he has feelings for a different friend of his. With two members of Seventeen already out as being in a relationship, what will the group think of this? How will Jeonghan's best friend who kissed him feel? (Second book of my seventeen stories.)