onceler falls underground... sans ain't prepared to show him a bad time.

Do you ever wonder what Onceler was like behind the scenes at the Lorax the Movie? This green pregnant Male has so many fun! Danny is a father??? Find out yourself with oncelers pregnant test!

One day,Shrek is in a bar (Having a beer of course) Until... he meets a 6'0 slender figure with wondrous meaty legs, gothic hair and a sexy squishy face.Who is he?

Better out then in I always say

a crazy love story with unexpected twists that will leave you J U N G S H O O K

Tbh my otp ;)

I'm not sorry at all

linguini stepped forward, his bare legs shining in the moonlight. he looked at remy with an expression of pure lust. remy couldn't help but see a certain sadness behind his eyes. he was determined to make linguini happy. "you are my everything, my world. i would die without you, my little chef."

UwU this is my first work!!! DLDR!!! possible smut, I just love My Ratty's Thick Bod!! DADDY RATTY!!!

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!