Sydnie's life had gotten a little ... predictable. She went to the same boring job every day and had the same boring conversations until a mysterious stranger showed up and changed everything. What was his secret? Perhaps it had something to do with the Strawberry Watermelon Wendy's beverage he was constantly sipping from. Whatever it was, Sydnie wanted in.

Y'all I suck at descriptions And the first chapters of this story suck because I wanted to do something but then I changed the plot and I'm too lazy to go back and fix things so like just read it cause why not *** "Well we are here to kidnap you."one of the really hot kidnappers said. "You are not supposed to tell her you idiot!" "Well I'm sorry I didn't ask to speak. None of you cowards spoke so I did." "Hey I'm not a coward!" "Neither am I." "Actually you kind of are you screamed when she walked into the room." "It's not my fault she looked like a possessed raccoon!"

"Right, why I'm here," I interrupted him. "Well, I keep failing, it's getting annoying, to be honest," I sighed. "You keep failing?" "Literally, every time. I've tried so many ways to kill myself and look, I'm still here! How can one be bad at killing themselves?" I asked retorically. - Mila knows she's a challenge for her therapist when she tells him she keeps failing to commit suicide. All of her attempts, teach her something valuable, but will it be enough to stop her?

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)