Greg, known as 'Onision' within the prison and stock marketing trade comes to blows when he is introduced to his newest business partner and associate; Freddy Krueger, a man who has procurred himself the reputation of a murderer, of people and businesses. He is feared, yes, by many, but not all. Unfortunately, Greg finds himself in the lesser-known category of 'many'.

Bear Grylls and Shrek, two homicide detectives, two unlikely pals/friends partnered together in the wonderous, crime-infested city of L.A. They've both made an oath to protect the citizens who dwell on and next the crime-infested streets. Join them on their mystical case adventures and adventures of the case as they learn to grow together, to support each other and to love each other as second cousins love second cousins, twice removed who they don't really like.. But secretly do like, although they both pretend to hate the other's guts, they can't help but feel a certain amount of comfort with and within each other. Not a romance story between Shrek and Bear Grylls or Bear Grylls and Shrek. And I'm actually, I want to change it from Bear Grylls to Ben McKenzie but, however, although, I won't.

On a dreary, miserable eve Vernon Dursley finds himself swept away and enraptured by the most unlikely of woes. (and hoes). Join him on his life changing journey as he finds himself, a wife, a pig-child and possibly more than he bargained for in this harrowing tale. Updated summary. I hadn't realised how much of a mess the original was. Love from the ever devoted absent writer.

An intern, a prime minister.. A coffee cup. (I'll write a better one/description soon)

This is a joke, okay? Leave me alone 😂. Hello! This is Bald Martin X Reader.

James freaking Charles X Harry forking Potter noiiiiceeee I'm getting the word..... N O N C E

In this, in order to avoid romance between humans and animals (and, of course, noncery), Peppa will be an adult female. Love awakening has the ability to be a wonderful thing, it has the ability to build futures and crumble carefully built lives. Join Peppa and Umbridge on their quest to love. Shall it be true love? Shall they end up together? (of course they shall) Shall they love each other as salt loves pepper? (yes they shall)

Draco Malfoy is not like other boys. he is a wizard and attends Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Draco is not the boy who lived. No, Draco is the boy who survived ... countless years at Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry being bullied by Harry Potter. Draco is lonely and sad until he meets Harry Styles, a boy with an equally tragic backstory as his. but Draco is conflicted, because plot. Will Harry Styles be Draco's chosen one? this story is not for the faint of hart. (i suck at summeries) (this fanfiction was completed on the 31st of October 2020) (this is a fanfiction btw)

𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒖𝒔 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔. "𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆," 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒚. "𝑾𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘" 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏. "𝒀𝒐𝒖-𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌?" 𝑯𝒆 𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒅. "𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅'𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌, 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒏?" 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅. "𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚.. 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐.." 𝑯𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅. "𝑾𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘!" 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌. "𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒂 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖!" 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚. "𝑵𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕!" 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒖𝒔𝒆, 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎. "𝑼𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆," 𝑯𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅, 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎.