Forgive me for making this. THIS IS A MOCKERY OF ALL THE DRACO X READER FANFICTIONS, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. ALL BAD GRAMMAR/SPELLING IS DONE ON PURPOSE. Bold: Actual A/N Italics: Fake A/N Started: 6th May 2021 Completed: 19th June 2021

When yn starts high school she worries that she won't be accepted. But the day before school starts she runs into a guy with anger issues while walking to the park to sing away her worries. He says some very romantic things to her. Yn starts to wonder if she's in love. Then they meet again on yn's first day of high school at ua. What happens next? Yn x bakugou Yn slander TW: yn

This is the love story of y/n and the big bad boy aka Jake 😦😈😎 (time doesn't exist in this story.) Coolest rankings: #1 in fight song (March 6th 2022) #1 in Satire (March 31 2022) #2 in Cliche (May 13 2022) #1 in Cringeworthy (February 9 2023)

Ts is old, I'm currently rewriting it 💀 -Marcus DarkForest(2025) NOT FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 12 ⚠️this fanfic contains swearing, suggestive??, cringe, can make you lose brain cells and pretty much violence ⚠️ this was inspired by other satire y/n stories also thank you: -some random person on a discord server -my friends and cousin -another peep from a discord server for helping me with some ideas for this fanfic

Would you rather questions themed around 80s rock and Metal bands like Guns N' Roses, Skid Row, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Anthrax ect

Some of my favourite Melanie Martinez quotes - hope you enjoy I don't own these lyrics - they are Melanie Martinez's

WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST EDITOR'S CHOICE -- SEPTEMBER 2021 EXCLUSIVE CHAPTERS AND WRITER'S REVEAL CONTENT AVAILABLE - NOT A PAID STORY Appearances can be deceiving. What if the Bad Boy wasn't so bad and the good girl wasn't quite so good? Kelly Wankum has an unfortunate last name and even worse luck. By the tender age of twenty-three, she's broken her tailbone, thumb, her nose, hip, and now her rib. It wouldn't be so bad if she could say something funny like, "I broke myself on a stripper pole" or "I was mugged in a Walmart parking lot." That would actually be believable, right? Instead, she breaks her rib reaching for a ball of yarn. Even worse, everyone knows she's so accident prone, she could sneeze and lose a tooth. They'd probably bet on her swallowing it in a pancake. Oh wait, she's done that too. Another trip to the Urgent Care has the doctors shaking their heads, offering to pray for her health while new, sexy Doctor Blake Cole immediately gets off on the wrong foot. Months after their first encounter, Blake and Kelly meet again by chance. After inadvertantly humiliating her, Blake tries to set things straight and make it up to her. The problem is, Blake's lifestyle is painfully different, and Kelly can't help imagining him like every bad boy she's ever read about online. Can Blake convince her to give him a chance and prove he's actually a good guy? **This story is set in the present and the pandemic is part of the narrative.** --Cover by AnnieRosebud-- ©2020, 2022

"Angry sex is the best sex." Just to remind you that playboys have hearts too. winner of The Fiction Awards 2019 as Best Fanfiction and Best Overall story. Highest Ranking: #1 in Fanfiction

Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??