In this story, jeff fucking dies. (Characters from shigisato itoi's game, earthbound.)

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

A beautiful tale about two soulmates who were brought together by fate.

hagrids poo tastes so good Hagrid is hawt mmm yummy poo

requests open. finished and in progress oneshots ▷ N - FINISHED (POSTED) Guzma - FINISHED (POSTED) Red - FINISHED (POSTED) Ghetsis - FINISHED (POSTED) Morty - IN PROGRESS

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

Please don't hate me this is a joke I swear (me and my friend made it)

After Mike catches Ness and Lucas having an affair, he decides to take action. Find out what happenes next in 'My Knight In Shining Armour'

This story is a joke, much like my life B) Duster takes over the world and everything becomes him because yes.