I didn't want these in my other oneshot book since they're not (all) x reader Viewer discretion is advised. Rated Y for whY tf would you read this WE ARE NUMBER ONE (in the hashtag # kachow and # philswift !)

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

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A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

THIS IS A JOKE DJDNSJSJ

This is a book of (duh!) My Little Pony one shots! Please feel free to DM me with a request (anything but lemons) they can be in human or Pony form. Ships: Pinkie Pie x Rainbow Dash Rarity x Applejack Twilight Sparkle x Sunset Shimmer Fluttershy x Discord Any ship is allowed to be requested! Please include them in your requests, actually. Started - 1/29/18 Finished - ?

Rainbow and Fluttershy are polar opposites; ones shy and speaks to little animals, the others brash and speaks to crowds. How in the world can they get along? These are oneshots with random scenarios, and random themes. So be warned Incase it gets dark (because I'll put TW's if it does). Anyway, enjoy!! 👊🥰

I'm sorry

Donkey spills the gæ - changed the title and cover so my irl friends won't find my acc😖

The more you read, the better it gets, truly. 'With a vast cast list and a somewhat mature content rating, this book is great fun'- The New York Times Voted: #3- MichelleObama #86- Shrek