fuck you

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

THIS IS MY OTP

Donkey spills the gæ - changed the title and cover so my irl friends won't find my acc😖

Info: (Y/N) - Your name (L/N) - Last Name (F/C) - Favorite color (2F/C) - 2nd favorite color (E/N) Enemy's name (F/F) - Favorite flower (F/B) - Favorite Band (F/S) - Favorite Sport ___________________________________________ (Y/N) takes a whole story of drama and how it started. (Y/N) meets different pets. (Y/N) met (E/N) and Claire Evans. Both (E/N) and Claire started bullying (Y/N), but immediately stopped when they saw Chris Stevens, captain of the football team. (E/N) and Claire started to run off somewhere and (Y/N) was helped by a nerd named Jacob Dawson. Both Jacob and Chris started to developed feelings for (Y/N). Jacob and Chris both like (Y/N). Claire likes Chris. "It's a good thing that my nerdy crush is Jacob." ___________________________________________ READ MORE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE STORY! HOPE YA ENJOY MY DEAR PUPS AND STAY PAWSOME! BE SURE YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL WHITEWOLF GAMER! PROFILE PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A WHITE WOLF WITH A PINKISH AND YELLOWISH? BACKGROUND!OK BYEEEEEEE~!

I mean, why not? Everyone is either gay, high, or horny (Oumasai's our main ship but we got others too.) y'all know how chatfics go so uh ------------------ something to know this is a non despair au i update when i have time (probably gonna be slow :P)

your new lord and savior

Just how much does Kenma love his PSP? Now we shall all find out. Dedicated to Kenma-lovers everywhere.