"But you're a married man Bob! You have children!" "I don't care about them anymore!" (I wrote this because I was bored...but enjoy!) Bob Duncan's Homewrecker by Ella-is-strange

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?