Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

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I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.

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First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

a ronald x reader story....

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

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It's Christmas Eve and papa Smurf's been invited to your home tonight. I'm so sorry

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