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How To Be A Hoe by SugaWithThatTae
SugaWithThatTae
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"Angry sex is the best sex." Just to remind you that playboys have hearts too. winner of The Fiction Awards 2019 as Best Fanfiction and Best Overall story. Highest Ranking: #1 in Fanfiction
Another Bad Blind Date [SPINOFF] by ravsisrekt
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{SPINOFF/SEQUEL to The Bad Blind Date} Jungkook and Y/N fell in love and got their happy-ever-after. But what about the others? Story revolves around the expansion of Iris and Yoongi, however Shawn and the others will also be returning in this one! - "You're so protective over her," Iris said smiling as she awkwardly moved her arm away from Shawn's bare side. Shawn glanced down at Iris, uncomfortable himself. Clearing his throat a bit, he tried not to focus on her side against his exposed torso. "I'm uh," he struggled. He wouldn't always show the woman beside him such affection...their relationship didn't involve such character. "I'm protective over you too," he said softly, his voice barely above a whisper. Iris's eyes narrowed lightly at that, her head tilting over in curiousness. Yoongi's eyes hardened at that from outside the bedroom door. His lips parted slightly at everything he seemed to have heard. Having his hand fall from the doorknob, he didn't understand his sudden heavy heart. - Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!
The Bad Blind Date  by ravsisrekt
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"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!
The Early Shift | Yoongi x Reader by meantfordreaming
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but hey, you figure, you can hate someone's guts and also want them to fuck your brains out, right? Pairing: Yoongi x Reader Genre: smut, fluff, angst Contains: coffeeshop au, coworkers, enemies to lovers, much banter, hatefucking, condomless sex in multiple different scenes, some name calling, overstimulation, basically Yoongi is an ass (for now)
Virgin | Yoonmin by Jambooty
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Jimin is more than frustrated with everyone telling him that he is bad at anything sex related. Which is why he decides to get help from someone who knows how to please someone for sure. !Warning! This story contains smut. About 50% of the story are either sexual topics or actual smut scenes. The characters might say stupid or offensive things, which by no means is my own opinion, but it's the character and the way the think and see the world. Began: 04/18/18 Ended: 08/15/18 ☆45 K words story☆ 🌹Ranking 19 in #Yoonmin
Reply Me Not || Taehyung x Reader by ArmyArchives
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"I just choked on my champagne," It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty? A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depression and loneliness and the series of events that follow. ~sexual/strong language ~18+ ~ Credit for all the photos, memes and videos goes to the original creators, no copyright infringement intended. ~ Cover by @Mramelade ~cover by ig @suchacutechim ~Cover by @bangtansdiadem ~Cover by @_rotten (15/9/2019) ~Cover by ig @oh_my_mochii (23/11/19) ~Cover by @Lazy_pwerson (16/1/20) ~Cover by @MOONJINS ~Cover by @btsmycoffee (21/3/20) ~Cover by @potential_username (22/4/20) ~Cover by @MOONJINS (7/5/20) ~Cover by @vantefiles ( 11/6/20) ~Cover by @btsmycoffee (19/10/20) ~Cove by @acupoftaewithakook81 (6/2/21) ~Cover by @gguksaurxs(21/3/21) ~Cover by @AnynomousJ (11/4/21) ~Cover by @939yearoldgoblin
Student Teacher. || P.JM ✔️ by bangtanshoseok
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Just getting out of high school, you had a bit of trouble choosing a career. Eventually, you discovered your love for teaching. Your college gives you the learning opportunity of a lifetime, offering a spot as a student teacher, a teacher in training for one the most prestigious schools in Korea. You get more than you bargained for though..when you're put into a classroom with an incredibly attractive, young male teacher. Will you get by just fine by focusing on the task ahead of you, or will you do something about it when you start to observe his sudden weird behavior towards you? -basically a smut book LOL -short story -COMPLETED‼️ - 🥇 #3 jiminfanfic -🥇#1 jiminff -unedited
Auralism - myg by jxngkookisdaddy
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"Why do you need my opinion? Sounds like you've got a little auralism kink going on." She teases before taking a sip of her drink. "What's auralism?" you question, furrowing your eyebrows. "It means you're turned on by sound, like voyeurism but with sound instead of sight." She states. You raise your eyebrows, now intrigued. "Huh. Is it possible to only have that kink with one person though?" you question. "Because I've had plenty of phone sex with long distance partners and I've never had anyone else's voice turn me on like that." "Well then he must be pretty damn good at his job, isn't he?" She teases. ... You have yet to find a man since your most recent ex-boyfriend to please you. You get set up with new dates all the time by your friend, but none of them suffice. Stumbling upon a Twitter page of a man, Yoongi, who is well-known for posting moaning audio recordings, you call him one time to see if dirty talking with him over the phone would help. After a few phone calls, you both become hooked. Could this be the guy for you? A Min Yoongi fan fiction 18+ if you don't like smut, this isn't for you. ©️ All Rights Reserved jxngkookisdaddy 2024 #1 btsmyg 8/31/24 #1 dirtybts 8/31/24 #1 suga 9/6/24, 9/8/24 #1 sugafanfic 12/4/24 #1 yoongifanfic 3/13/25 #2 dirtybts 3/2/24, 4/15/24 #2 sugaxreader 8/26/24 #5 agustd 4/15/24 Started: 1/13/24 Ended: 12/24/24
Erotic✓ by jiminsamelia
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Best friends forever, he said. I want to be lovers together, she thought. Two best friends, one stuck in his swirl of woman, and the other helplessly in love. "I just want you to top me." Best friends AU
The Virgin[K.NJ] ✔️ by Poohbearyoongi
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" Touch yourself " - Kim Namjoon " L-Like this?" " Just like that baby.." _________________________________________________ Starts off boring. SoRrY. started 09/28/19 ended 11/13/20 © Poohbearyoongi * SMUT scenes #1 in Namjoonff 01/19 #2 in Namjoonff 02/19 #1 in Namjoonff 03/13 #2 in btssmuts 04/05 #15 in btssmuts 04/09 #12 in btssmuts 04/12 #10 in btssmuts 04/15 #1 in btssmuts 03/31/21 #11 in kimnamjoon 05/04 #2 in kimnamjoon 05/09 #8 in kimnamjoon 06/07 #1 in kimnamjoon 8/14 #5 btsfanfic #3 btsfanfic #2 btsfanfic #1 btsfanfic 11/27/20 #1 jeonjungkook 01/06