"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" tells of a girl named Alice who falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures. The tale plays with logic, giving the story lasting popularity with adults as well as children.

You Obviously Love Octopuses so why not read this shiz? After all, You Obviously Love Octopuses! Do you get what I mean? If not, then you might want to turn the page and everything in life will magically fall into place.

Hell. No one gives it much thought. When you're good all your life and you commit suicide you expect to go to heaven, not hell. Miles Flores was horribly wrong. After a life of misery for him he commits suicide in hope for a better afterlife. Commiting suicide though is the biggest sin sending him straight to Hell. Hell isn't as bad as it was once Miles meets the devils daughter, Dana. They fall in love but in Hell love is forbiden and things get even worst. Secrest are unveiled, hearst are broken, tears fall, and everything comes tumbling down. Ecspecially when you can dispear for good in Hell, to the Unknown. Miles won't stop at nothing for another chance at life and to love Dana. (some refrence to my story Everlasting)

Heather was abused continuously when she lived with her family, but when she finally, gave in to the temptation of running away from her pack, she was faced with many on going problems, one which could change her life forever. She gains many enemies, but she also gains allies as well. Although her strongest enemies, have vowed to themselves to destroy the creature that had stolen their source of power away from them, and they'll do whatever it takes to see it their vow through.

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll be on the edge of your seats - if you're sitting down." (Woman at bus stop) "It made me fall totally and utterly head over heels in love with Harry Styles and I've always been more of a Justin Bieber fan myself!" (My Nan) It's Amber Curtis' first day as junior reporter for 'Wow' magazine, the UK's most popular teen monthly. To say it's a day that doesn't start well is an understatement. In fact, by the time she leaves for work Amber swears she is through with men for ever! So when a certain adorable boy walks into her life, he doesn't get the reaction you might expect! **PLEASE NOTE NO HAMSTERS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS STORY**

A collection of my favorite "I wasn't that drunk" jokes. I also posted this on fanpop.com incase you read it there FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME MORE JOKES!!! Xx

Ever wondered what colour a smurf turns when its being strangled? Me too ... but sadly I don't have the answer (yet). However, I do have my awesome-tastic method (if i do say so myself...) on How To Strangle A Giraffe and I would love you to read it *pouts adorably* Pretty Please?