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Novocaine [ Fred Weasley ] by iamnotacabinet
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DISCONTINUED / copyright still applies to the plot ━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━ What happens when a curious boy takes a sudden interest in a girl who is facing an impossible choice? Fred Weasley had always thought of Grayceline Crowe as an obstacle; stubborn, snarky and kind of a know-it-all. In return, she had spent years rolling her eyes at his pranks that she considered too messy and stupid to find the least bit impressive. Their mutual hate towards one another led to an unspoken agreement to leave each other alone after they graduated from Hogwarts - but when an internship at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement collides with a mistake that promises trouble, the ceasefire is no longer an option. The story of the lost child had become legend, since no child with the protection of Rowena Ravenclaw had found true love. When Gray's past begins to unravel, along with her unexpected feelings for the red headed boy that she has hated for years, the spell that protected her family for centuries quickly mutates into a terrible curse. The war against the Dark Lord did not end with his downfall and when faced with the truth, Gray is forced to decide between the protection of her ancestors and the chance at true love. She must decide if that love is worth the price: losing herself, or losing him. ━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞.
... by W3A5L3YTW1N5
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Oi Homeschooled - Fred Weasley x reader by Alpacalypse
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"AUCH, I'M WOUNDED, SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE SHE KILLS ME!" he yelled loudly and I couldn't help but laugh. "Shut up, the whole castle can hear you!" I said and tried to pull him up. "That's the point! You're a dangerous being", he stated, but let me pull him up. "You're an idiot", I mumbled and narrowed my eyes at him. He was quite a bit taller than me, making me having to look up. It were his eyes that intrigued me for some reason. They always seemed to twinkle with amusement, even when there was nothing particularly funny going on. They held so many stories. I could see that he was studying me as well. They were a maze. A maze that I would love to get lost in. "You really are an onion", I blurted out. - Y/N Y/L/N arrives at Hogwarts to attend her sixth year after being homeschooled for all of her life. There she meets the infamous Weasley twins and one in particular catches her attention. It starts with a little teasing, but Y/N soon finds herself way in over her head. - Most characters are owned by JK Rowling. I do NOT support JKR at all, but I wrote this fan fiction years ago when I didn't know any better, and the Harry Potter universe was a big part of my teen life.
His Hufflepuff ; Fred Weasley by stylesobsession
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"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞." #1 in hogwarts #2 in weasley #8 in harrypotter
Muggle | 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑊𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑦 by TinaX2
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{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟭} Lexi Hooper has been a Harry Potter fan since the very start. One day, Lexi and her friend decide to go to King's Cross station for a memorable cosplay. But what started as a joke, turns out to be both Lexi's dream and her nightmare. Just for a laugh, Lexi starts to run towards the wall between platform 9 and 10, careful not to hit it too hard. But the shocking part is that the wall disappears and she passes the barrier, suddenly finding herself in platform 9 3/4. At first she thinks that she's just dreaming and goes with the flow. But when she figures out that everything is as real as it can get, Lexi realizes that she has the power to change everything and save everyone; because she knows exactly what is going to happen next and how to stop it, even though she is just a Muggle.
Remember Me [ Fred Weasley ] by iamnotacabinet
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[ 𝟏𝟖+, 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 & 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 ] ❝𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆, 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒚❞ ── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ── Life has been nothing like Nova wanted it to be - no adventures, no exciting storylines and no magic whatsoever. Searching for an escape from the twenty first century, she has lived the better part of her life stuck in daydreams, until her world suddenly turns into one. When she by a lucky coincidence learns about reality shifting and wakes up at Hogwarts, the dreams seem to become nightmares. The life that she has always wanted quickly turns into a perilous search for answers, and falling in love with the one and only Fred Weasley turns out to include both mischief and misery. At the same time as Nova finds herself living in the heart of her wildest dreams, she gets an unexpected chance to change the tragic ending of her favourite story - for better or for worse. ── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ── 𝐀 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.
Fred Weasley x Reader by forgeandgredweasley
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Just a (not so) short Fred x Reader. Begins right before the Quidditch world cup. You're staying at the burrow with your best friends, Fred and George Weasley. (If anything is inaccurate, please message me and I will try to fix it, Thank you). I do not own you or any of the names mentioned in this story from the Harry Potter universe. You belong to you and Harry Potter and associates belong to JK Rowling.
Say My Name (Fred x Reader) by maggieoneill33
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*Edit* -Low key there are a few lines that are kinda cringe, also some spelling and grammar mistakes but I occasionally will go back through the story and try to fix it. Relationships from the past haunt you, while a new one gives you hope. PSA: this is very much a SLOWBURN. Another PSA: I'm making it so Fred is only one year above you and the golden trio instead of two, because i thought it would be weird if it was more than that if you were dating him, I also made the twins Prefects and the yule ball is every year and Lupin is there just cuz he's the best DADA teacher. Those are the only things that should be different, please correct me if I'm wrong. ALL ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND MAIN IDEAS BELONG TO JK ROWLING AND THE HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE
Orbiting (fred weasley fan fic) by squeakypikachu
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When a girl with secrets as deep as the black lake, cold demeanor, and witty remarks completely captivates Fred Weasely effortlessly. When a boy with fiery red hair, a charming persona, with a knack for trouble, try's to understand the mysterious girl she builds her walls higher to keep him out. But what will happen when those walls start to crumble... *disclaimer I do not own any harry potter characters or settings that is all credited to J.K Rowling* *starts in Goblet of Fire*
Not Like The Rest - Fred Weasley x Reader by Worpii
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Living without your parents has been a struggle for you. Since you father's in Azkaban and your mother died, you live with your Uncle Remus. You've been friends with the Weasley Twins ever since your first year at Hogwarts. Over your 5th year in Hogwarts, you desired more than a friendship from Fred. While you fancied Fred, things started to change between you two for the worse and for the better. Updates: Every week, mostly during weekend Picture for cover I did not take. All credit goes to the photographer (whoever they may be)