when y/n routledge, the hot, unobtainable maneater and jj maybank, the sarcastic, manwhore find themselves confused by their feeling, they decide to explore their attraction through an agreement, by which they have casual sex, hidden from their friends, but when their feeling become clearer to each one how will it affect their friendship?

He was such an asshole. An adorable, athletic, cocky, sarcastic asshole. We grew up together, and hated each other for ages. We still do. It's the beginning of our senior year in high school and absolutely nothing has seemed to change. Maybe it never would.

it's your sixth year at hogwarts, you and harry potter have been dating for 9 months when all of the sudden your best friends draco malfoy starts to show his true feelings for you. (by the wall guys, this story is so all over the place, i started writing this taking things from each movie and mashing them together, and now that I read back on it I realize that it doesn't make that much sense if you where to compare it to the movie scenes, I would delete it but it was my first story so I doubt i ever will. But yah enjoy it♡)

Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry. There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations. They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Season One ✔️ Season Two✔️ Season Three ➰ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best Achievements: #1 on wattpad #1 on enjoy #1 on umbrellaacademy #1 on fivehargreeves #1 on netflix

One morning Andy, a kook, wakes up and finds herself in a unfamiliar place. She finds herself entangled in a mystery, people are keeping things from her and she is determined to find out what. But what happens when she realizes that while uncovering peoples secrets, she becomes a obstacle in Rafe Camerons way?

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }