"Sage Marie Mary, You Are A Witch," Sage Marie Mary, The Future Queen Of England, Receives A Letter From An Owl Telling Her That She Was Never Going To Be As Normal As She Hoped. OR - Sage Marie Mary, in all her 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡 glory didn't stand a chance in the game of love with Sirius Black. -each edited chapter will feature a * next to the title. [UNDER CONSTRUCTION 3/2/24 - ? ] [©CASSIOPEIA 2017-24 ] RANKINGS #79 in Fanfiction 1/4/21 #1 in Royalty 12/29/20 #1 in Marauders 08/14/19 #2 in Marauders Era 09/12/19 #4 in Regulus Black 09/12/19 #43 in Magic 09/25/19 #3 in Harry Potter Series 08/14/19 #9 in Harry Potter 10/7/20 #2 in Hogwarts 08/21/19 #1 in Sirius 13/6/20 #6 in Lily Potter 10/4/19 #11 in Severus Snape 09/12/19 #5 in Peter Pettigrew 02/19/20

Twelve years after the worst day of her life, Jemina is trying her best to live her life to the fullest. She has been trying her best to be happy for years, struggling every day with the fact that she is alive, and her brother is not, her best friend is not. All she wants is for herself and her daughters to be happy. But as her life has always been, things don't exactly go the way she wants them to. In fact, things go the exact opposite of how she wants them too, and while she's not surprised, she's annoyed nonetheless. **Sequel to Minnow - You should definitely read that first :P **

"You know, don't be surprised if I'm carrying you like this again someday." "Oh, piss off." Genevieve Potter is James Potters fraternal twin. Although she finds her brother thoroughly aggravating along with his friends, she befriends them. Except for Sirius Black, who has the insatiable desire to shag her, to her dismay. What happens when Gen learns that Sirius isn't who she thought he was? {COMPLETED} BOOK I OUT OF THE TRILOGY - credit to @Lost0nMars for the lovely cover <3

What if Peter was never a marauder? What if the 4th Marauder was a sassy blonde by the name of Ellie Greengrass? "Sirius. You are the Sir Padfoot to my Lady Greengrass. The Bonnie to my Clyde-" "Why am I Bonnie!? I want to be the guy!" "You're Bonnie. Just deal with it. Now shut up and let me tell you how much I love you, you stupid mutt." *slow updates* [Sirius x OC] [Marauders Era] [AU]

where a girl paints how she feels and gets found out. 𝙤𝙧 where loki hawthorne loses her most secret artwork and it ends up in the hands of the last people she ever wanted to see it. ➪ "tell us what this one is" "that one is about the day i fell in love with the two of you."

Muggle-born Metamorphmagus Josephine Harper's life is completely turned around when she is invited to Hogwarts. Three boys instantly form a strong bond with the girl and they stick together through pranks and detentions to werewolves and death eaters.

Jemina Potter is a witch, a mother, a sister, a wife, a friend, an enemy, and an ally - but not a baby fish. She is incredible; kind and thoughtful, but incredibly secretive and stubborn. She loves with all of her heart, but she holds grudges with all of her soul. Jemina has one of the most important roles in the first wizarding world, but how did she get there? And how the hell did she lose half of the people she cared about in one day? #2 in "lilyevans"!

Calypso Krane and Sirius Black had been best friends ever since they met on the Hogwarts Express. They were practically inseparable and did everything together. But, what happens when Sirius begins to realize that he might like Calypso more than he thought? OR In which Sirius Black decides to pine for his Ravenclaw best friend. *Currently Rewriting*

"I solemnly swear that I will get Sirius Black to change his player ways." "There's only one way you can get him to do that." "How?" "You need him to fall in love with you." Lexi Stryker is in for quite a ride when she begins her life as a witch at Hogwarts. Not only is she completely surrounded by magic, but she meets her match in Sirius Black. Both equally hilarious, crazy, cocky, and outgoing, the two should become instant friends. But what happens when Lexi realizes Sirius is more than a jokester? He's the school bad boy and player. Lexi makes a vow to stop Sirius' player ways before his and many girls' hearts are broken. Can Lexi tame the wild Sirius Black without breaking their friendship and her own heart? This is basically 7 years in one (like a whole prequel), start from whichever year you want. I could've made 7 short books, but this is just one long one. ***ALL UNORIGINAL CHARACTER RIGHTS GO TO J.K. ROWLING*** *ORIGINAL CHARACTER RIGHTS GO TO ME* Highest rank: #36 in fanfiction

'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)