"tommy you pussy it's literally just a bug" in which saturn joins the dream smp important: absolutely no smut! cursing used, lowercase intended, not proofread before publishing :)

Storie Sovany is used to being dismissed as the fat friend, until she moves from New York City to rural Ohio for college and the charming frat boy Liam Alexander approaches her. Torn between disbelief and flattery, Storie hopes her luck may have finally changed - but is it too good to be true? [author's note: this is not a romance!]

Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

You and Adam are best friends but you guys have feelings for each other and he tried to make a move #1 in #anygender (11/24/20)

Baby -as most call her- was a flourishing YouTuber who's most known for her competitive gaming against guys. The fans loved her but what really got the fans going was when Baby Binks met Corpse Husband. It was a clash of opposites that no one could get enough of. Meraki µεράκι (me-ra-kee) to do something with meraki means to put a 'part of your soul' into what you're doing. "Hey Hubby?" Baby asked, her voice laced with amusement as she followed his tiny black astronaut. "Hmm?" He asked, he knew from past games that whatever she had to say was going to be teasing and was almost hesitant to ask what she wanted. She cleared her throat before dropping octaves to imitate Corpse. "CHOKE ME LIKE YOU CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME." She burst into a fit of giggles as Corpse let out a breathless laugh. "You liked that? My singing is awesome right?" "You're perfect." Corpse responded absentmindedly. Baby blushed lightly at his words. "And don't you forget it, Hubby," she said confidently to hide the way his words made her pause. "Never." ONLY ON WATTPAD DISCONTINUED REAL LIFE { male x fem!oc } { started 12-03-20 } { ended 00-00-00 } { warnings on first chapter }

"all the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water, and that's the tragedy of living." - "Corpse, stop," she pleaded with him. "No, because last time I stopped trying to get answers, you left me, and I don't want to lose you again. What the fuck happened to you?" Corpse asked, tears silently flowing down his cheeks. "I needed you..." he whispered. For a moment, Corpse saw it. She was hurting just as much as he was. It was gone before Corpse could realize it was truly there. She stood up straighter, feigning confidence with him. "Well, I wasn't there because I didn't want to be," she hissed out. "Sorry," she said sarcastically, and walked out of his apartment, slamming the door shut behind her as he crumpled to the floor. -corpse husband-

▬ 𝐚 corpse husband 𝐱 female!oc 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Corpse Husband's celebrity crush on famous YouTuber Kita Ray turns into a real crush. OR In which Kita Tay, a popular streamer, convinces Corpse Husband to give his number to her so they can play 8ball together. Started: 6th February 2021. Finished: ???

in which two faceless streamers meet each other in a game of among us. not long after bonding over their love for the arts. ~lower case intended~

⚠️ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⚠️ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜, 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜

Her pulse thrummed at the speed of a frightened rabbit, blue veins interlocking like branches on an old tree. Her face was fading to an ice blue and I suddenly found myself liking the colour. My hand felt huge in comparison to her small neck, if I applied too much pressure it would snap like a twig. Despite the dangerous position she was in, she was smiling up at me, milky eyes full of tears that broke free and carved translucent lines in her pale cheeks. "Why are you still here," I snarled, my eyes a breath away from hers. "Because I love you," the answer was expected and a pleasing feeling of control flooded my body. "No matter how many times I hurt her she would look at me with those blank eyes that showed the most emotion I had ever seen, I would never admit it to her but I was quite fond of her. Releasing her throat, I gave her a moment to cough and splutter. Growing impatient, I trailed my fingers down the marks the tears had left. I don't know what love feels like, I don't think I'll ever know, but right now I think I love her the most I ever could love anything. It was a confusing feeling, a feeling that made me want to protect her instead of do her harm, it was my own brand of love. "Go fetch my knife xim," a giddy smile lit up her face, she didn't hesitate in walking he familiar path to my draw of toys. "This one," she asked, a freshly sharpened butcher knife in her hand. "Yes, that one," I smirked, striding over to her. Casimir, a young serial killer discovers that there's more to life than slaughtering young girls at bars.