When Linguini and Remy's daughter applies for her school talent show, what trouble will arise?

Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)

𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒖𝒔 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔. "𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆," 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒚. "𝑾𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘" 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏. "𝒀𝒐𝒖-𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌?" 𝑯𝒆 𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒅. "𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅'𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌, 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒏?" 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅. "𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚.. 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐.." 𝑯𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅. "𝑾𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘!" 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌. "𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒂 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖!" 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚. "𝑵𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕!" 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒖𝒔𝒆, 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎. "𝑼𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆," 𝑯𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅, 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎.

'Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of places, if one only remembers to turn on the light.' [now completed, with epilogue. Thank you to everyone who made this possible, you all inspire me so much.] HERMIONE GRANGER MARAUDERS AU DISCLAIMER: Started this when I was 12 so please let me know if there's anything in it that needs changing or correcting!!