Just an ordinary guy, "Guy Normal" (yes, that's his name people) goes through his thoughts about life from his view while trying to relate with anybody who feels or has ever felt like a nobody. He often "breaks through the fourth wall" sarcastically, hysterically, and humorously in his little, petty autobiography (I mean, he's already adding a sarcastic 'short' to the title!). And yes, this story is cheesy, but it wouldn't be much of a sarcastic comedy without a bit of it, would it? Now it is up to you, the reader... Does he exist? Or is he just alive? *Feel free to follow, comment, and vote! (Thank you for your generosity) *completed :D* *all photos are original unless stated otherwise!*

Amelia Hayden is busy senior at college with no time for boys, parties or fun. This all changes one Halloween night after she accidentally finds herself at the center of a cruel prank that sees her being offered up to the local legend, the Prince of Darkness, as his virginal bride. Believing the urban myth to be untrue Mia sets out to disprove it but is surprised when the Prince of Darkness turns up to claim his bride. Mia unexpectedly finds herself married to the handsome and mysterious Prince Luc. As Mia comes to terms with her new husband and martial vampire lifestyle she soon discovers that turning into a vampire has given her an unsettling ability to see the dead. When Mia starts seeing the ghost of her murdered sister-in-law, she begins a journey to uncover the truth about her murder and the dark secrets of Luc's past. #1 Vampire Book one of The Vampire Court Saga