Funny Harry Potter stories! They may not all be funny, but, hey I tried! Feel free to comment ideas!

"We all die alone in the end." "But that's where you're wrong Grazer" "Alright Weasley I'll let you know when I come back to haunt you!" Elizabeth Grazer hadn't lived her best life nor had many friends. She believed life was boring and horrible till she befriends the infamous Weasley twins. With constant turns and twists occurring during her years at Hogwarts, she hardly knows how to deal with the changes. UPLOADING AS OFTEN AS I CAN SORRY LOL

(𝘚𝘓𝘖𝘞 𝘜𝘗𝘋𝘈𝘛𝘌𝘚 - editing before posting an update 18 june 2025) 𝔢𝔲•𝔭𝔥𝔬•𝔯𝔦•𝔞 𝔞 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔢 𝔢𝔵𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰. ⋆⋆⋆ 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐲𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫 ⋆⋆⋆ 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰-𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐂 (𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐱𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥) 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 '𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞' ⋆⋆⋆ 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀. 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲/𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺.

Warnings: Smut, porn with plot, 18+, swearing, smoking, drinking, explicit sexual content, NSFW, angst, fluff, teasing, dirty jokes, enemies to lovers THIS IS A FRED WEASLEY FANFIC AND WILL CONTAIN HEAVY SEXUAL CONTENT Adrienne Ellis is the owner of a Magical cabin in the middle of the woods in Northern England. One day, a certain group of people come to stay at her lodge. One particular person from that group is someone who she can't stand to be around, Fred Weasley. What will ensue when they are all made to live in a cabin together in the middle of nowhere? Will Adrienne's secret stop her from going after who she wants? Rankings: #1 in fredweasley - Jan 3rd 2021 #1 in georgeweasley - Jan 7th 2021 #1 in hermionegranger - Jan 23rd 2021 #3 in ronweasley - Dec 20th 2020 Started: Nov 23rd 2020 Completed: Dec 26th 2020 Spanish, French, Hungarian, Portuguese, Polish and Italian translations out now! You can find them on my reading list titled 'Translations for AATR'

"sorry dad I'll lower my music- oh um sorry forgot there was visitors" i was about to make my way back upstairs when a woman's voice stopped me on my tracks "aren't you going to eat sweetheart? the food is nearly ready"

Y/n and Draco were best friends up until they were 7 and y/n moved away. Because of there young age they didn't realize that this meant they weren't going to ever see each other again. Until 6 years later, y/n moves back to London after the death of her parents and gets a letter saying she has been accepted into hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry. What will happen when draco and y/n meet again after 6 long years. Will the cold draco develop a crush on her or will be the strong independent y/n develop a crush on him? Either way, it's a disaster waiting to happen. I do not own draco or any of the Harry Potter characters. This plot is not based off the movies or the books.