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~Muscular Elmo x reader~ by Young_Midoryia
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An extraordinary tale
Flightsuit Vector X reader by puk3_g1rl_
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Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_
Elmo X Kermit  by Mystic_Psycho_
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A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.
Gorgeous Gordy [Gordon Ramsay x Reader (Lemon)] by RottenDecayingLemons
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"Are you bloody stupid?!" -Gordon Ramsay in every episode of Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. And yes, yes I am.
biden x trump  major smut  by siennanoir
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from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
Hetalia: Iceland x Fridge by PerizadaLupei
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Emil is home from school one day when he discovers something quite odd about the Nordics fridge. Hetalia oneshot, human names used. Sorry if Iceland is OOC. Please vote and comment :) it means a lot. © Copyright 2015 Disclaimer:Hetalia does not belong to me. Nor the characters. The plot and this story belongs to me.
Thomas the Slut Engine by spookypup
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The crazy story of Thomas the Tank Engine and his journeys with his driver. it glos tf up as you keep reading trust me xx
Oh no its Technoblade by Valaki____
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you encounter techno in different places
tEchNobLaDe x rEaDeR  by AveryStewart5
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this story was created before techno's passing. may technoblade rest well, he was an amazing youtuber, and inspired me a lot when i was younger. his content would always cheer me up, and his content takes a big part in my childhood. rest easy. -------------------------- NOT A JOKE I TOTALLY TAKE THIS FANFIC VERY SERIOUSLY! JkJk Unless..? ok fr This is a joke and I don't actually have any feelings towards technonoob 🎃🎃🎃
dream georgenotfound and sapnap go to chuck e cheese by MarbleFerret
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a fic where the dream team proceed to make terrible choices with their lives.