HUMALING (n.) extreme fondness ↷ in which spoiled brat shirabu kenjirou has to live with their butler. © SUNAVLOGS 2020

(8:32 PM) UNKNOWN NUMBER: Neither do I, but I value my fucking job (8:32 PM) UNKNOWN NUMBER: Anyway, who are you? Cos you're definitely in the same region cos I just mistyped one digit (8:33 PM) Not-Taichi: wouldn't you like to know weather boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (8:33 PM) Weather Boy ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ: Oh my God, that was a vine reference wasn't it? (8:33 PM) Not-Taichi: yes, yes it was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (8:34 PM) Weather Boy ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ: Alright that's it, I'm blocking you, whoever you are (8:34 PM) Not-Taichi: OKAY OKAY DON'T (8:34 PM) Not-Taichi: I'm Semi In which Shirabu accidentally mistypes Kawanishi's number and manages to text his workplace gossip to a stranger who seems more than happy to listen to the full story and for some reason Shirbu follows his gut and keeps talking to the stranger whom he later learns is called Semi Eita - who is unbelievably attractive and Shirabu's thirsty. Cover art credit: @/BRTRmilk_ (on Twitter)

Another unknown number, why didnt Shirabu just ignore like he always does. Who knows. sort of a crack fic ngl this does have explicit language and mentions of sEx Bases of: (Online love) by Conan Gray

𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚! Angst for masochistic people》 ©𝖆𝖈𝖊! (Fool4Toga) ♢ ━━⋆⋅°✧⋅━━━ ❝𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥❞ ❝𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚❞ ════ ⋆★⋆ ════ ════ ⋆★⋆ ════ ════ ⋆★⋆ ════ fyi, there are mentions of suicide and cutting, read at your own risk. Make sure to view the a/n at that part (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ credit to: ♥ (@Lexxyz_) for cover and aesthethic inspo- make sure to check them out!