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Shrek x Ronald McDonald by sonicwag
sonicwag
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A beautiful tale about two soulmates who were brought together by fate.
Shrek X Gordon Ramsay (Completed BITCHES.) by _Jinja_
_Jinja_
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Sitting on a roof. The soft green muscular giant sat there, legs dangling. The only one who wasn't drunk. I had to talk to him. He was beautiful. I had to talk to him. Info: Gordon Ramsay's Pov. A lot of photoshop images. Good plot-twist. Weird as fuck. Many characters such as strippers Zebras, furries, and a hot cat. The first book of a whole series I wrote, such as '' Shrek's daughter complicated love story''. My goal is to get 666 views. Chapters aren't too long. Plz enjoy, and good luck. You might have nightmares. :) _Jinja_
Spongebob thoughts, rants, etc. by Summerbaby6213
Summerbaby6213
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Just a weird book about Spongebob, the recent episodes, and just me saying stuff about it.
sequel needed by tasty-
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)  by caulimayo
caulimayo
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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Peter Griffin Garfield x John by Peter_Griffen_
Peter_Griffen_
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One day Garfield wakes up and looks in the mirror. What's this?? HES PETER GRIFFIN!? Garfield is taken back by the pure beauty and runs downstairs to go see John. John of corse, is making his breakfast (lasagna) and is also shocked by the beauty. Then the whole day John barely pays attention to Odie and is just obsessed with the new Garfield. Odie ends up hanging himself from the ceiling fan but they don't care. They are literally in love. Read to find out more crazy shit!!
Why Megamind Is An UwU Boy by literal_snot_rag
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These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.
words for boobs by Kxohyeah
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hahahaha boobbb
cham-p x san-d smut by YourLocal_w33b
YourLocal_w33b
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cham-p x san-d
How to Get Kicked out of Walmart by FemaleeeWiz
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333 Ways to Get Kicked out Of Walmart