The Tale Of The Self Destructing Sausage

A sausage that self destructs. Written by my big sister and I

𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗧𝗮𝗻 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟮

𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗧𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸, 𝗠𝘆 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗧𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁? 𝗜 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞.

𝐙𝐞𝐧𝐓𝐚𝐧, 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝘁.

𝗠𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿, 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗢𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁, 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 '𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗭𝗲𝗻' 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗧𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸. 𝗠𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘀𝘂! 𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸, �...

The Discovery

Narutos been acting sorta weird so Kakashi and Iruka look into it make a shocking discovery DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO

Bottom-Naruto x everyone Oneshots

(Cringe warning i made this awhile ago without knowing wtf i was doing) Angst🌧 Fluff☁️ Lemon🍋 Lime🥝 Hello! This is a bottom naruto x everyone wattpad - I take requests for ships to be used just include who and what type! - I don't take many lemon or lime request - sorry if yours doesn't get picked! - I don't own na...

My Fragile Kitten

Sasuke Uchiha, the son of a gang leader. A famous gang. A powerful one. Sasuke Uchiha, the stone cold, anger issued, 18 year old. Well this heartless Uchiha starts school, on his fathers order of course. His school, Konohagakura High School or Konoha HS for short. Well when Sasuke Uchiha goes to this school, He...

𝓜𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓨𝓸𝓾. [Naruto Fanfic.]

[Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. English isn't my native language, so there will be: Bad spelling, Bad Grammar, and things escalating rapidly.] [Warning: This is not my story, i just found it and wanted to continue the story.] Origina...

Sasunaru 💙🧡

Photos of Sasunaru If you don't like it, don't read it.You have a choice. I do not own the photos and doujinshis. •Don't hate others ship. Credits to the owner.

Pain (Discontinued)

(Discontinued) Izuku Uzumaki Midoriya, A 14 year old boy who has went through more Pain then anyone else Mother- Beaten to death Father- Burned slowly Sister- Throat Slit and left to bleed Having experienced pain in every shape and form... Izuku at a young age learnt the horrors of life and now he wishes to create a...

SasuNaru Chat

idk i'm just being weird.. I DON'T OWN NARUTO

Someone in our life.

Naruto is a 28 year old man who lacks work every day, but with a small salary, he can earn 2 dollars a month. Kawaki is a yakuza leader who is also a rich man, even though he is 18 years old he still doesn't have a partner, many women want to be his partner but he is not interested and he is also very handsome. I don'...

Those Simple Times_B1

Highest Ranking(s): #1 in Time Travel #1 in KakaNaru Naruto was happy. The war was almost over. Obito had come to terms with everything and all they needed to do was defeat Kaguya. But that's where everything went wrong. A justu gone wrong sends him spiriling into an unknown past. Possible Pairings: ObiNaru, KakaNaru...

Kakanaru sick days

Short Kakashi and !sick! Naruto one-shot, fluff mostly.

My Everything

Sequel to 'Who Would Love A Damaged Boy? {ItaNaru}'

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Itachi and Naruto have just learned that their clans had arranged a marriage for an alliance. Neither of them know each other and at first Itachi is cold towards Naruto, but starts to love him during their journey (life) together. Naruto is bullied in and out of school, making him depressed. Itachi doesn't know about...

Naruto Joins The Akatsuki

Anger took over him.... soon he join the Akatsuki.... why? Find out yourself! see ya!

Invisible Friend (Naruto Fanfiction)

Naruto has an invisible friend? Is he paranoid? Will Hiruzen and the jonins find out who this friend is?

Hatake Family Art Work

This is how I imagine Kakashi's family if he was married to Yamato. This has their sexualities and everything.

Iᴍᴀ́ɢᴇɴᴇs GᴀᴀLᴇᴇ/LᴇᴇGᴀᴀ

Imágenes de Gaara y Lee 💚

•°^°•√||Seasons||√•°^°•

Kakashi is with naruto no matter what the season. one shots based of the seasons. ~ kakashi x naruto ~

The Neglected fox

Naruto was neglected and was bullied and abuse in "his" own village and "his" family neglected "him" for "his" two siblings menma and mina. What is going to happened go and read the story to find out. Will naruto find love? Will naruto friends find out 'his' sercet? Will naruto be strong? P.S This is my first story so...

Secret Of The Hokage | Discontinued | Old

Uzumaki Naruko was used to being called stupid. Uzumaki Naruko was also used to being called "Hokage-sama." **Cover image isn't mine, I don't own Naruto**

{{DISCONTINUED}} That's The Anbu... ||Kakashi x Child Naruto||

....DISCONTINUED..... -------------------------------------------------PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP--------------------------------------------------- Naruto Uzumaki was always shunned and ignored by the Village hidden in the leaves. Some villagers kept them and there families away, some gave nasty looks, and some were even...

The Arctic Sage

Real Real Shinobi AU. Alive Minato, Dead Kushina. Kushina is the Fourth Hokage. Alive Uchiha Clan, no massacre, no coup. BFF Sasuke, BFF Shikamaru. KakaNaru, but make it fluffy. Lots of twist and turns, but something for the KakaNaru Heart.

Kitsune clan, and last kitsune

The Kitsune clan is known as Uzumaki clan. All who is from the Uzumaki clan is hidding their nine tails and their fox ears. And one of them is Naruko Uzumaki who hidding own gender with her fake name 'Naruto Uzumaki'. She always been abused for being jinchuriki nine tailed beast. But Naruko and Kurama is best friend...

Madara's Little Pet

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The red head (DISCONTINUED ASK TO ADOPT)

Naruto was born with red hair like his mother in this AU, Naruto was beat by villagers until he started at the academy he was still occasionally beat up though, Naruto has a high IQ in this( he's smart lol) i might delete this story later. -Author PS, the art cover is mine please ask if u want to repost it and if you...