Hi Angel fish, I have been reading a lot of BAU chat fics and I don't think anyone really does it right. Most of them are extremely out of character (not saying mine isn't going to be) and I just think i need a place to dump my headcannons and such, so yeah. This is a BAU groupchat fic, i'm sorry that you might have to witness this. This book gets a little serious and will have some paragraph format. It does dive into some actual fanfiction dynamics. It's not going to be all humor, but I promise the humor and group chat stuff will always happen eventually. Many of the chapters follow a genuine storyline, however some stay on the lighthearted shits-and-giggles side. Hope you guys like the balance, peace.

This is just a bunch of Criminal Minds one shots. I will do requests

Anastasia Brooke has been a member of the BAU for four years. She loves every single one on the team like family. And they love her equally as much too. However, a certain individual starts to realise that he wants to love Anastasia a little differently. ----------------- Aaron Hotchner x OC Season 4 onwards. I don't own the rights to Criminal Minds. All rights belong to the writers. Mature themes.

Bella Snow was the light in Spencer Reid's dark world. Spencer Reid was the beauty Bella Snow tried so desperately to find in this cruel world. Together they held each other up, attempting to hold together the crumbling Earth. To be in love is to hurt. To be in love is to sacrifice. To be in love is to let go. "You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought." -Arthur Conan Doyle ~BOOK 2~ ~SEASONS 6-10~ *I do not own the Criminal Minds universe, characters, or storylines. I do own the characters and storylines I created myself*

Spencer Reid and Y/n Y/l/n butt heads at work constantly. Y/n, Agent Rossi's stepdaughter, has been very fortunate in life, but Spencer insists that all of Y/n's success was pure luck. What lengths will Y/n go to, just to prove she is more than lucky? Warnings: Canon-typical violence, graphic smut

Having been with the BAU for a short while now, approaching a year. Y/N has always felt that the rest of the team are more valuable than she is to the BAU. feeling as though she is constantly fighting, and failing to prove to herself that she is just as capable. Well at least her boyfriend loves her. Or that's what she thinks. In reality, he uses her and abuses her, thriving off her fear and submission towards him. Manipulating her into thinking she is the problem that needs to be "fixed". What happens when her boss, Hotchner realises what's been going on? He might just be too late trying to save her.

FINISHED! A One Shot Book About Our Favorite Genius, Spencer Reid! (No Smut) Requests Are Open!

In which a girl genius meets a boy genius. "𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝒻, 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝓂𝑒" -𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓃𝓉𝑒, "𝒲𝓊𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝐻𝑒𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈" ~Book 1~ ~Seasons 1-5~ 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘐 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴. Enjoy and leave comments! *SLOW BURN* *TW: sexual assault, abuse, murder, gore, violence, mental health, mention of suicide, and addiction* !SPOILERS FOR SEASONS 1-5!

Rossi and Hotch take in one last kid - Spencer. [Maybe this is important for a few: Ages:Spencer:7, JJ:9, Emily:14, Garcia:15, Derek:17 The rest of the characters are their normal age in this AU.]

━ 𝗔𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗡 𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗡𝗘𝗥 ❝ 𝙱𝙾𝚈 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝚂𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝙰 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙴 ❞ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ▌ᰢ ༘ 𓄹 ࣪˖ ≡ in which the best biophysicist somehow can't comprehend that someone was willing to prove to her that love isn't just a distraction. 𖥻 𖤐˚. 𓂅 ❪ 𝖺𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗈𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝗑 𝗈𝖼 ❫ ❪ 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗑 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗅 𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 ❫ ❪ 𝖡𝖮𝖮𝖪 𝟤 𝖮𝖥 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝖲𝖤𝖱𝖨𝖤𝖲 ❫