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Kitty Love [Avengers] by ArtemisRoseWrites
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When you fall asleep as a Human, but wake up as a Cat, something has to be wrong. Especially if you're picked up by a VERY familiar shaggy-haired man on his daily walk around Avengers Tower... 1st Book of the Animal Transformation Series. Slight crackfic & Contains lots of swearing Top Rankings Reached: #1 in Cat #1 in Crack #1 in Bucky #2 in CaptainAmerica #12 in Avengers
THIRSTY » C. EVANS by lovelikegh0sts
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❝ chris evans has a face that i'd be honored to sit on. ❞ Published - Dec. 7, 2018 Finished - Jul. 26, 2019 [ RANKINGS ] 1 in #socialmedia 1 in #chris 1 in #evans 1 in #messages 2 in #chrisevans 1 in #marvel thank u SO SO MUCH, lovelies <33
The Unbreakable by Sammie3113
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Jessie, a small town girl from Wyoming is struggling to cope with the tragic death of her parents. She had to sell the family farm and has now ended up in New York to finish some small family business. Everything seems to be going well, that is, until Jessie stumbles into a certain someone on the streets... I do not own any Marvel characters or plot. Only Jessie and her story. P.S. I know my description sucks, I dont need anyone to tell me.
Hey Kid? Wrong Number. by Inkiyee
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What happens when Ellie, a very-much-ordinary school kid living with her best friends Peter, Ned and M.J in Queens, sends an accidental text to Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow? Chaos, that's what.
Two Gangs and a Golden Girl by HollyShmit
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"I didn't ask to be in the middle of your ego-battle," I grumble. Blake pins me to my locker, hands resting on either side of my head. "Well, you got it in anyway, Darling," he whispers. His face is inches away from mine and damn me for licking my lips. I am NOT falling for these guys. And then, at the corner of my eye I spot Owen and his gang approaching. Well, that's just great. *** The West and East gang of Tygerwell have been at each other's throats since the dawn of time. And the two leaders of these gangs want to end the fight, once and for all. But fighting with fists is easy. Fighting with wit and charm, is a whole other ball game. Blake. West-side gang leader. Leather jacket and killer glare. Don't talk back. Owen. East-side gang leader. Fancy coat and toxic stare. Don't resist. And in comes Amber. Hair of gold and oceans in her eyes. Has too much sass for her own good and always, ALWAYS, manages to get into the middle of trouble. But these boys have no idea who they're really dealing with. And when Amber descovers she knows a little too much when it comes to guns and fighting, she has to question everything she thought she knew about herself. Three can play this game. *** "Let's settle this. You got rejected, I got rejected. It's only fair that the fate of the gangs be on who gets the girl first." "That sounds rather good, Rhodes. I'll take that bet on the golden girl." *** COMPLETED FICTION AWARDS: Best new story and best new account Highest ranking in Teen Fiction: #1 on 25/06/2018
To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader) by skybluethoughts
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Hi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake? 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀 [peter parker x reader]* [all rights go to marvel] *female pronouns used for (y/n) **If you're gonna be rude in the comments because (y/n) is "quirky" stfu and just don't comment. It's not that hard people
I'm The Gang Leaders Possession  by xThePineappleGirlx
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|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan
Wrong number bud by h0wdymate
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It's a story about this girl that was trying to message her classmate Chanel, asking about their science homework. But she didn't realize that she was texting the wrong person.... how will the end is this going to end up like a Wattpad story or is she talking to a perv who knows???
The crazy girl by The-Weird-Side
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"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I pretty much scream. "Okay who else has pets?" "I have a younger sister, does that count?" Carlos asks. "I have two and a half cats." States Benny. Aww I love cats I wish I had two and a ha- "WHAT THE HELL, TWO AND A HALF CATS?" I screamed horrified. "Why would some one chop a cat in half? That's so cruel, and why? Like I mea-" "Hey, Hey, I meant two cats and a kitten, not literally two and a half of a cat." Benny says quickly. "Oh that make more sense now." Confusing, weird, sarcastic and crazy are just a few words to describe the beautiful girl named Cassie. Her looks will draw you in but her Craziness will send you running the other way. Her only friend being a sarcastic voice in her head. That is until she meets the gang. What happens when Cassie is mistaken for another girl at her school and gets kidnapped by a gang. How will Cassie handle the awkward Situation? Will she even make it out alive? Probably not. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hey everyone, I just wanted to warn you about cuss words, bad grammar and Stuff like that. Also please do not copy this idea, I'm warning. you have a choice wether you think it is a good idea or not, not if you do copy the idea I will personally hunt you down then send my army of trained and loyal, ducks. So if you do copy, be 100% prepared for Duck attacks in your near future. Anyways thanks for giving this story a chance. : ) ❤️ Cover by: glimmersnowflakes Go check her out she awesome!
We Kidnapped A Psycho. (discontinued) by aeralust
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'MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PAST AND I'M HOME BOUND,' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'STARING BLANKLY AHEAD, MAKING MY WAY, MAKING MY WAY THROUGH THE CROWD.' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'DADADADADADADUN....AND I NEED YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND I MISS YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND NOW I WONDE-' 'Oh, my, god. Can you please shut the fuck up!' These are just many of the arguments you will hear in this book. The title say's it all. Noah Le Blanc, the most dangerous person in the world, make's the biggest mistake of his life when he orders his best friend Liam to kidnap someone innocent for 'Shits and Giggles' as Isabella says. So Liam picks a small girl in a hoodie. Isabella Jade. The craziest, Sarcastic, smartass, Badassed, sassiest and one of the most intelligent people anyone would ever get to meet. Did I say she was an absolute Psycho? 'Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah, Noa-' 'What do you want!' 'I had a dream that you were a duck last night.' Give it a shot