This is a shorter story but i feel like this should be said

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | ❝i was about to have my menopause! do i really need to go through all that stuff again?❞ -in which number eight, a telekinetic badass does her best to save her family from the apocalypse, without realizing that the witch living in her body is slowly manifesting. (FIVE HARGREEVES X fem!OC) (SEASON ONE-) (THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF) (COMPLETED JULY 20 2019) (cover by @-jasontodd) CWTHINGS 2019 prepare for a whirlwind of emotions.

"The world is ending and I'm just about to YOLO it" *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. "Y/n if we die I'm ﾟ✧*. Totally blaming you" *✭˚･. ･ﾟ✧* ﾟ✧*･･. ✧*･ ﾟ**✭˚･ﾟ. *✭ "I guess I'm getting blamed" *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. "You aren't funny." ﾟ✧*. *✭˚･. ･ﾟ✧*ﾟ**✭˚･ﾟ. *✭ "You're right. I'm hilarious." *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. In October 1989, 43 women gave birth but the fact was none of them were pregnant when the day began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves adopted 7 and thus became the Umbrella Academy. But little did they know 30 years later, they'd need to seek a #43 to stop an apocalyptical force, their own sister Vanya. Number Five x reader (female reader) Warnings: Language Death And more! Haha funnnn (I recommend reading in black and the text be times new Roman!)

It's just an ordinary day for octogenarian sleuth Myrtle Clover-until her yardman discovers a dead body planted in her backyard. This death isn't cut and dried-the victim was bashed in the head with one of Myrtle's garden gnomes. Myrtle's friend Miles recognizes the body and identifies him as Charles Clayborne... reluctantly admitting he's a cousin. Charles wasn't the sort of relative you bragged about-he was a garden variety sleaze, which is very likely why he ended up murdered. As Myrtle starts digging up dirt to nip the killings in the bud, someone's focused on scaring her off the case. Myrtle vows to find the murderer...before she's pushing up daisies, herself.