' uh yeah , hey you got the wrong number , just thought I'd let you know ' ♡ ♡ ♡ in which a wrong number call and an overly dramatic voicemail lead to unlikely friendships. dakota ivan miss-clicks when typing in her sisters phone number, and accidentally leaves the blood god himself a two minute voicemail rant. rather then pass it off, he decides to respond with one of his own.

"Sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my crippling debt." Platonic and sometimes satirical or angsty oneshots that will either make you sad or happy. There is no inbetween. I'll probably work on these whenever I can't be bothered to write any of the other multiple other stories I'm currently working on, which is very often. Start date: 03/03/20 End date: 30/03/20 1K reads: 19/03/20 #1 in noshipping: 27/03/20 5K reads: 07/05/20