Tonight marks an important concert for the Beatles, as it's their first one in quite a while. But what will Paul do when his bass goes missing? Paul goes noir and investigates his band mates for evidence...but who did it? Was it John, the prankster and obvious choice? Was it George, who wants revenge for his eaten jelly babies? Or was it Ringo, the one caught peeking at the bass in the first place? This book is meant to be a parody of the SpongeBob episode "Squid Noir".

"ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪʀᴅꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ꜱᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴅ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴍʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ꜱᴀᴅ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ" ｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐱 𝐎𝐂 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 Elizabeth meets John at the St. Peter's Church and they fall in love, but then their lives change leaving them back to square one 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 From strangers to friends Friends into lovers And strangers again ⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰ ⇱𝙏𝙒: swearing, nsfw, ed, self-harm⇲ (◍•ᴗ•◍) 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: incomplete 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞: sun or mon

Full of Beatle verbiage, places, people, and things. This gives all you wonderful Beatle fanfic writers a place to look when you're a bit stuck, or if you've just begun to write about the lovely lads.

❝WHO SAYS THAT WE HAVE TO LIVE our youth recklessly? i'm fine living my own way. i don't have to dance on tables or dye my hair crazy colors to prove i'm young and living life to the fullest.❞ 𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐟 (in which george harrison lived in a monochromatic world, until colette bonadio came into it and turned it lavishly lilac.) © halle 2015-2021.

𝘍𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘩𝘢𝘮 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘓𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳. 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘭 - 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺? 𝘍𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬-𝘯-𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴. 𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘓𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥... ------- Begun on December 6, 2020 Finished on April 10, 2022 𝘙𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘴, 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭, 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘹.

❝ 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 ? ❞ ❝ 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 ? ❞ ❝ 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓉𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒. . . ❞ ━━━━━━━ ⚘ ━━━━━━━ [1980] john lennon has caught himself in an affair with a young girl ━━━━━━━ ⚘ ━━━━━━━ johnny's little birdie, j lennon ©backontop // 2020 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗗𝗘𝗖 𝟭𝟴 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 [RANKINGS] #2 in johnlennonfanfiction (5.29.21) #1 in johnlennonfanfiction (6.2.21)

I have my own language called Beatlese. It's exactly how it sounds, you speak in Beatles terms and references. I created it in 8th grade because my math teacher suggested that I make Beatles terminology for everything since it was my life already. He knew me too well. I taught it to my best friend and now he speaks it just as fluently as me, and he isn't even into the Beatles. This has now become one of our many in jokes. Who's ready to speak just as fluently as us? We've got to spread the word! Current Beatlese Co-creators: @VirginiaLover27 @Ringo_McLennison @TackyGlue2 Anyone can become a co-creator! Feel free to let me know and you too can contribute to the language! :) Want to learn faster? Here's our Quizlet! https://quizlet.com/nl/644024789/beatlese-flash-cards/

It's Christmas Eve and all Ringo wants to do is get home. But somewhere in between here and there is a little girl waiting for Santa Claus to bring her what she's asked for. *** Find more Beatles fan fiction at The Beatles Fan Fiction Directory ... http://www.beatlesfanfictiondirectory.com/ *** **This short story is a work of fiction. As such, it should not be read as a factual account of events or as biography. While many characters of the story bear the names of actual people, they and their actions have been imagined by the author and should be considered products of the imagination. This story is fictional and the events did not happen. It is written and re-produced here online for the purposes of entertainment only.**

A simple story of love, friendship, tears, and time-travel.

"I don't think I'm the sort for falling in love, it goes nowhere and there's no point investing yourself into getting hurt," "Well maybe sometimes getting hurt is worth it, and if being in love is nowhere then I'd rather be nowhere with you," In which Robin Knight has to rebuild her life in Liverpool after a family tragedy and finds herself seeking solace in the company of John Lennon. Copyright O.T'Gan 2020