Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Being 16 sucks. Pair your normal teenage hormones with a drug addicted mother and trauma to boot and it only gets worse. Ava just wants to get through school but when she meets a boy with secrets as dark as her own, will she find comfort in him? Or will they butt heads until one of them snaps?

When a joyous wedding invitation reaches itself out to family and friends, no one expects it to be the meeting point of murder! Everyone is left astounded when the bride is murdered. Amongst all these lovely relatives...who had the motive...and the skill?

17 year old Rosie Roida returns home after over a year away on a student exchange trip and is quickly reunited with her childhood friend Lukas, who she hasn't seen in around 10 years. They spend every moment of the summer holidays together, but when he suddenly pushes her away for unknown reasons she can't help but wonder what is going on with him and why he's acting so strange. There have been bear sightings in the woods so her parents are feeling quite over protective, but with her anxiety, Rosie has enough panic to last a life time without the abnormalities of Lukas Demur. (If you liked Twilight, you will like this! It is based around some themes of twilight, just much better XD) There's romance, paranorma and drama. Read to find out who Luke really is...

Lia, a 17 year old girl who only had her mother, was forced to join The King's Game, a game in which only the strongest, the worthiest and the deadliest would survive. Every winner would get a different price and a final mission to go with it. Her price the first and hopefully last of its kind but as the old woman once said to her "Love arrives in different times for everyone, but you should always know it would be the person you expect it the least from"

(No sexual content) Hey. My name is Lydia. I guess you could say I'm a normal princess, but, well I absolutely am anything but normal.... I mean, is it everyday you see a mermaid? Nope... Well, anyways I'm stuck with this asshole pack of wolves with a bunch of douchebags that are all over me. The reason that I am in a pack is to protect myself- even though I myself am not a wolf. Also, one more thing- I have not found my mate. I am REALLY bad at bios so please just read the first chapter to get a full grasp on what this is about...