I'm sorry

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

The freaky life of Tim and Moby.. even behind closed doors😏

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.

I'm so sorry for this

"You know what I hate about you?" His minty breath fanning my face. He placed his hands on the wall right beside my head. His eyes dance a lot of emotions I couldn't decipher as his gaze moved from my eyes down to my lips. Gulp. "W-What?" I breathed nervously. "You reminded me of her," he whispered into my ear, "and I fucking hate it." He pushed himself away from me and slammed the door shut.

A series of BokuAka one shots based on James Arthur's "Say You Won't Let go".