This is actually creepy and weird. If you've read the milk fic or the hat fic then you might understand what this book is. I wrote this fanfic myself, so please don't steal it.

Apparently there is a lot more you can do with spaghetti than just eat it.

The ginger kitten

When you're dirty. You need to be cleaned.

Gerard asks his boyfriend if they could add toys to their sex, but Frank didn't get the memo.

Title: Milk. Pairing: Ryden. Rating: NC-17. Word Count: ~3500. Warnings: Enema, choking, rimjob, BDSM relationship with previously established safewords. Summary: Ryan knows what he has to endure in order to get the reward. Brendon knows that he has to go slowly. "What all these people are doing is not aggressive; they are inventing new possibilities of pleasure with strange parts of their body - through the eroticization of the body." (NOT MINE READ AT OWN RISK)