Shrek has had a crush on Obama for a long time now... but he is to afraid to tell Obama how he really feels because it could affect his relationship with his boyfriend Ed Sheeran. What will he say? What will his baka think of him? And what will Ed think of Shrek?

read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

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Love at first sight is proven when popular singer, Harry Styles, and President, Barack Obama, meet and form an instant connection that's quite rare. As they continue to hook-up behind their partner's backs, their love for each other is undeniable, and they can't help but go public with it. Through the ups and downs and "the highs and lows of epic high school football", complications arise, and Harry falls pregnant with Obama and Louis' baby. Through this emotional story, the details are shown of their romance, and how life is behind the paparazzi. THIS IS A JOKE!!!

They loved eachother. at the same time. This totally won't get scandalous, witty, and ✨spicy✨

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Hewo uwu 🥺❤💞 T-this stowy is about q-qwackity c-cheating on thanos w-with o-obama 🥺❤💞

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

A sexy love story. Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more. A racey love triangle 😍💅 Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more 👀 This is completely satirical but it has a plot strangely enough 💀 MAIN THEMES: JoexTrump date, Bad Sex, sabotaged election, coming out 🏳️‍🌈, wedding, honeymoon on the Titanic and more... Features crazy unhinged Photoshop and songs I'm not paying for your therapy okay?