So many strings... So many people... So many targets... So little time to shoot... So many open books ready to be read... [Spoilers for the DSMP] ... Reading... reading people. I don't suppose you'd know, but people are quite easy to read, even when you can't see their faces. For example, Tommy is an interesting person. Judging by how he looks when he talks, he's quite enthusiastic about most things, whether they're good or bad. Nick on the other hand, is usually pretty cool about whatever happens. He often laughs to lighten the mood of certain situations. Ranboo though... I've been trying to figure out more about him for as long as he's been icn Sunny Anderson Highschool. Despite what I said about being able to read people without seeing their faces, he doesn't show any emotion through his movements or voice. He's different. This could ruin everything... Not Even Real (NER) is a DreamSMP Highschool au made by @TheMemoryBoy on wattpad. All rights to the story go to them. [IMPORTANT! I am no longer part of the DSMP fandom and haven't been since around the end of 2021. I'm going to finish this, but know that it doesn't include anything after Tommy's death. It also doesn't include EVERY DSMP member. Thank you!] Features real people in their life as some characters, not all are mcyters. Updates about every month Author - Memory (They/Them) Co Writer - Zim (They/Them)

hiraeth: (n) a homesickness for a home you can't return to, or that never was in which half-enderman boy meets part piglin girl. ranboo please don't read this i will cry

number neighbors. everyone's got one. but what happens when you unknowingly meet yours? due to avalon's father getting a promotion her little family decided to move to michigan. much to avalon's distaste. with hardly any friends, and serious social anxiety this wasn't the best choice for avalon. but her number neighbor is coming in the clutch. they talk to eachother about everything, and rant almost every day. they know practically everything about eachother, except for two convenient things, their real names and faces. they simply call eachother their gamer tags, r and a. -if anyone mentioned in this story is uncomfortable with it i will not hesitate to take it down- no sexual shit ya nastys, we minors up in here lowercase intended i'm lazy lmao not proof read ranboo x oc for the sake of the story irl ranboo will go by noah started 1/15/21 ended 4/7/21 top ranks #1 in ranboo 2/17/21 HOLY SHIT #1 in fundy 3/01/21 PSHHHHHHHH #1 in ranbooxoc idk the date sbdkshskdhdksh THANKSSS CRACKERS #1 in wilbursoot 4/5/21 STOP WHAT THE FUCK #1 in sapnap 4/12/21 HEH

while y/n was too busy yelling at her friend angelina for not helping her fight back people in bed wars, ranboo was still considering if he should raid you or not ty for 1M!!!<3

𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗯𝗼𝗼丨"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺."