TW/selfharm/suicide --- "You sneaky little Jew..." Cartman smiled, "You snuck your way right into my heart." - Soulmate AU --- The four boys were in their last year of high school, being through hell and back would have been worse without each other. They were closer than they had ever been, but even the closest friendships hide secrets. As Cartman falls more for Kyle every day, it gets harder to hide how he really feels. Kyle has felt the same way his whole life, hating how much he fell in love with his bully as time went on. As the two boys fall for each other, their birthdays one after the other, all they can do is hope they're each other's soulmates. --- Highest ranking: #7.Kyman Started: 09/10/21 Finished ----

After the passing of Eric Cartman, Kyle falls into a deep depression. He's unable to come to terms with his last meeting with Cartman and loses himself in the process. Will he find some reason to keep living? Or will Kyle be the end of himself.

This Story is in english, but i am not very good in english, so I think that in this story will be a lots of mistakes. And also it is kyman story. They are in love. They are 16 years old

Kyle can't complain about his life, his grades at school are great, his relationship with his family is good and he has the best friends he could ask for. However, he's been keeping a secret for years: he is fatally and obsessively attracted to his best friend's boyfriend, Eric, a tough guy and a control freak. He knows that, if the truth ever came out, it could potentially ruin everything, but the desire he holds for Eric is not something he can deal with that easily. Kyman/Heiman

It's almost Christmas and so Mr. Garison decided to go on a trip with his class to enjoy the advent time. Kyle feels disadvantaged because he also have to come with the others even though he is jewish. And as if that's not enough, Mr. Garrison decided to make a secret santa with his class.

After Kyle and Stan stop being "super best friends" Cartman and Kyle seem to hang out more often. After a surprising friendship blossoms, feelings blossom too.

Kyle and Cartman begin to bond over their feelings of loneliness. Kyle's parents are out of town, his brother is at a private boarding school, and he feels lost without his family there. However, Cartman's mom is always absent because of her job as a prostitute. Will their bonds break or strengthen?

Eric finds out that Kyle is getting abused at home, with Kyle's COPD it's not helping until eric stops Kyle's mother and father from Hurting Kyle, the two gods fall in love not knowing there future that awaits, Kyle sooner becomes pregnant and as Eric says 'little jew slut'

Ever thought that you would fall in love for someone you hated? Neither did Kyle when he felt Cartman's lips pressed against his for the very first time. If only they knew what awaited them that fateful night behind those closed doors where they thought no know could hear them--no one could see them--where no one could hurt them.

Luego de que Ike con 10 años y Eric con 13 años comenzaran a salir, Kyle comenzó a sentirse celoso de su nueva relación. El titulo es referencial a "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" tem 1, cap 4.