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YAY! I am going to finish the race. Only a few more metres left and then I am the first. But woops! My ankle just decides to sprain itself right when I am about to win. All the other racers rush towards the finish line and win the race. This is how my life goes........

Pulling up to this giant house, with the cliche white picket fence and everything, I knew that this was not the place for me. But I had no choice. Grandmother had decided it was best for me and there was nothing I could have said or done to change her mind. This was going to be my new home. Meet Nicole, also known as Nikki. When her mother died in a car wreck when she was only 2 years old, her father decided that he could not take care of her. So he shipped her away to her grandparents house. Now, at the age of 17, her grandfather has passed away and she has been living with just her grandmother for the last few years. But when Nikki gets a letter from her father and her grandmother having many medical problems of her own, her grandmother decides that it's not best for Nikki to continue living with her. So Nikki is sent back to her father who has remarried and continued his life without her being a part of it. But nobody told her that she was returning to a house where she will have 4 step brothers and one step sister. How will Nikki handle not only the move back in with her father that abandoned her but the news that she now has 5 siblings to also learn how to live with?

Moody sixteen-year-old barista Devin Mulwray is doing his best to ignore bizarre manifestations at his job in the chilly Northern California town of Arcata. Already teased about his recurrent 'phase-outs', the last thing he needs is to get pegged as a guy who sees ghosts. It doesn't help his state of mind that his boss is a sarcastic slacker, his single dad is always on the road with clients and local occult fan girl Nayra is spreading 'ghost boy' rumors about him online. But when violent paranormal activity badly spooks teens at an abandoned estate, Devin's pushed into investigating by his eccentric friends Clive, a budding composer, and Rex, a tech head excited by ghost hunting gadgetry. At first reluctant to get involved, Devin's encouraged when Emily, one of the more empathetic girls at Grey Bluff High, is impressed with his daring. Together the friends explore the creepy Rousten manor. But as the only person able to perceive the manifestations, Devin soon finds himself going one-on-one against a powerful spirit who attacks the locals and infiltrates Devin's own dreams. Devin must face his fear of confronting the spirit world and get to the bottom of the hauntings before the specter unleashes more havoc on him and his friends. Cover art by Christopher Park of Plant Monster Studios http://www.plantmonsterstudios.com

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

When it comes to seventeen-year-olds Aurora “Rory” West and Kale Mathews, there is no such thing as the concept of ‘common ground.’ Their interactions (the few that they have) are always filled with overly-sarcastic remarks and countless number of trips to the principal’s office. One day, when a particular interaction goes a bit too far, their principal decides to punish them with The Baby Project- a month long project, worth more than half their grade, that requires them to parent a fake baby. In the beginning, the partnership is discarded as a joke by both students. However, when threatened with the possibility of expulsion, Rory and Kale reluctantly agree to make peace for the sake of their education. Over time, something changes, making them question their thoughts and feelings. They say there's a thin line between love and hate, but will a baby be the last push? (Editing but still updating)