About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

This is a wattpad story about chairs dont expect much I made this when I was 13... 😍

This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

It's hot. So very hot.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin having rough abusive sex with pablo. 🙄 #1 in "bible" #1 in " holy spirit" #1 in "catholic" #1 in "thebackyardigans" #1 in "christian" #2 in "pablo" #5 in "jesuschrist" #13 in "furries"

Songs by Mitski Miyawaki. All media used belongs to the respective owners.

Basically a dump of all my Heathers opinions, headcanons, quotes, one shots, ship opinions. I need a place to put my shit because my friends are going insane listening to me lmaooooo